Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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