i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Randomize
