I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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