Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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