How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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