i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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