She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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