maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Dear god my vagina.
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