i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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