I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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