Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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