Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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