we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I think I sprained my soul last night
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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