also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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