Sponge bath it is.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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