so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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