exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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