I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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