upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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