feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
i now understand why vodka
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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