Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
