i jhust puked up my retainher.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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