hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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