Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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