I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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