her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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