You work out of a Hotel?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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