Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Randomize
