ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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