I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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