yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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