im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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