i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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