East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
it's great music for shaving your balls
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
