i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I need water and some morals
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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