i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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