I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I touched a dick in church today
tell me about the fingering
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