UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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