ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
No subtext here. People are naked.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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