But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
My vagina just recognized that song.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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