It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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