Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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