Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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