My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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