Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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