I heard we made out
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
