Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I can't turn off my feet"
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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