Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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