Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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