If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Randomize
