Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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