OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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