he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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