"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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