why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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