In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Randomize
